Recently, on a Saturday morning I wandered around the streets of an inner Sydney suburb and found remnants of the previous nights Free Child behaviours. When one's bladder is full of Piss (alcohol) it appears that a kind of instant relief is achieved by pissing in the street. It is a kind of celebration that the evening has been joyful and eventful. Perhaps it is a form of meeting one's own needs in a time of great pressure, unlike other individual needs that invariably do not get met.
I think after consuming enough alcohol, the right and wrong morals of the Parent Ego State tend to be gone. After drinking enough alcohol, the rational thinking that urinating in the street is unhealthy as well as against the law seems to be gone. It must be a new trend to frequent your favourite night club and save up ones bodily fluids for that special time afterwards. In the end, the Child part feels pressure in his or her bladder and acts spontaneously out of great need. When one's bladder is full of Piss (alcohol) it appears that there is instant relief by pissing in the street. It is a kind of celebration that the evening has been joyful and eventful.
So, is Urinating in Public a new trend sweeping our streets or have some high profile people been caught out exercising a natural and spontaneous bodily need? See the video and contemplate pissing in the street. The next time you wish to experiment some Free Child relief.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St-GdHWCiro
kenoath
11 comments:
I don't like it. I guess in the city there aren't an awful lot of greenery to urinate on but even so - it's a bit yucky to wee on the concrete. Even in the door way?
I really don't like it when we're in the boat and you guys can just wee over the side. Not fair i say!
I wonder if you were sharing a bath with someone Ken, would you wee in it or would you enjoy bathing in other peoples wee? It's just a bit yucky to me.
roses
Good question Roses. Would you trust someone not to pee when sharing the same bath, pool or spa?
I find it difficult to pee over the side of a boat just like that. My Free Peeing Child part doesn't really do that!
k
Refreshing post Ken. Often I read reports of irrate residents complaining of drunks pissing in the streets at closing time, but I guess it beats pissing your pants, altho' that can feel pretty nice, I guess.
My feeling is that this is mainly a male passtime. Then again,I've occasionally spied, a woman or two, getting down to relieve herself with a piss, so I reckon us blokes don't have the monopoly of street pissing.
An old friend once had to declare a criminal record for doing it when he tried to join the police. On interview he played down the fact that he was staggering down the main street spraying about 10 pints worth of piss to a very excited crowd of female revellers, and a couple of police officers. He wasn't successful at interview.
I hear they love pissing in public in Brussels and even put statues up celebrating it. Check out the mannekin pis ( little man pee) statue, Brussels.
Be good,
Nick.
Thanks Nick, glad you stopped by for a read. Thats an interesting story about your friends application Nick. I wonder why he tried the police force and not something else?
k
Hi Ken,
I'm not sure why my friend chose the police. Have you got any ideas?
Nick
Would it help if I told you Ken, that all the fishies wee in the deep blue sea?
Happy Tuesday. Happy birthday. Happy week and Cheers...
roses
Hi Ken,
Would you please explain a bit more since I do not understand why urinating in streets is somehow not healthy.
Is there a thing about it that I am missing?
thanks,
Maryam.
It is against the law where I live Maryam. I think it must be a great relief for someone to need to pee so badly to do it in the street. A couple of football stars were caught in the act recently and were fined $10,000 by the club.
It must have been a good night out for these footballers to lose all restraints (Parent ego state via Mr Alcohol) and go for instant Free Child relief by pissing in the streets. I guess the fountain in the video is to invite anyone who is reading to open to the idea of allowing free child relief at some stage.
Sorry that the blog wasn't clear to you Maryam, I guess it isn't that healthy to spit or piss in the city streets and thats why there is a law against a seemingly natural bodily function.
k
kenoath
I have got no idea Nick. One could make a few assumptions about why any one would choose a career in the police force. There are probably quite a few; some reasons may even contradict other reasons. I must admit to liking the silver buttons Nick and it would be easy to "fit in" socially role-wise, where ever one went.
kenoath
Fishes are cool Roses; I did once have a fishy sort of name for alcoholic apple cider Roses. I do hope that the salt water is refreshingly sterile at your beach Roses?
k
Hi Ken,
Your reasons make sense Ken. In the UK the police also get more money than other comparative professions. In the case of my friend, I expect he was also attracted to the idea of the uniform being a big hit with the ladies, as he was a bit of a ladies man in any case. For myself, I think the police car would be the most attractive feature of the job, although I don't think it could compensate for having to arrest people, especially for pissing in the street. I know someone else who failed their police training for not making enough arrests. Seems the police kept statistics, and believed he was too soft on the criminals.
Take care.
Nick
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